My name is Matthew Cermak.

Hi. I’m a multi-faceted creative and copywriter based in chilly Minneapolis, MN. I gradumutated from the University of Minnesota with a B.A. in Strategic Communications. Currently, I work for a 2024 Ad-Age Small Agency of the Year, the ironically named, Colossus. 

FUN FACTS:

My extended family includes two attack-pugs. Rampage and Mayhem.

I’m the adoptive father of a cat named Little Rambo, who was rescued from the woods of Wisconsin after attempting to mate with a female bobcat.

I boast a near encylopedic knowledge of video games. 

I am a rabid Minnesota Vikings fan. I wish I knew how to quit you, Vikings. 

My favorite ice-cream flavor is cookies and cream.

I watch this Youtube video when I get sad.

My first crush was Xena Warrior Princess. But, alas…

I’m watching you read this right now.

I’m left-handed. And I hope that you aren’t prejudiced.

I was once suspended from school for drawing a highly-inappropriate illustration of Piggy’s death from Lord of the Flies.

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH — my favorite television show of all-time is Seinfeld.

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