Trolli - Beardsketball

CW: Matt Cermak
AD: Justin Davis
Motion Graphics: Chris Denny

How do you get the most out of a busy celebrity influencer? You straight up hijack their mind for your own devious devices. This particular device is called Trolli Beardsketball, a fully-interactive, robotic man-hoop version of NBA Star James Harden.

Through an iPad-controlled soundboard, Beardsketball can carry on strange conversations with fans, challenge them to ball-out, deliver devastating trash talk, and offer a cold cybernetic shoulder to cry on. Look for Beardsketball on tour in a city near you.

We announced Beardsketball’s invasion with this promo video, showing our robotic man-hoop as the harbinger of technological singularity.

Here’s some raw Harden test footage for you.
(Surgeon General’s Warning: Consuming uncooked beardmeat can lead to foodborne illness.) 

Beardsketball kicked off its digital invasion during a sold-out Rockets game at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas.

Send some Beardsketball smacktalk to your friends with Trolli Beardsmack.

(But if they’re talking trash… are they really your friends?)

Read more about Beardsketball from highly-paid industry analysts below. They know things, and they’re well paid. For knowing things.

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